EXCLUSIVE: MOCK UP OF TILA TEQUILA’S NEW BLOG!

Posted: February 3rd, 2010 | Author: Carlton Jordan | Filed under: News | Tags: | Comments

Move over Perez! Just go away Jared! There’s a new blogger in town wrapped in lace and pearls!

Like the “Bride” in Kill Bill, she’s making a list and checking it twice. Can you can guess who’s at the top of it? Maybe Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips? Courtenay Semel? Kelly Osbourne? SamRo? Shawn Merriman? B. Scott?

It’s a scary thought who she might go in on once this site launches.

I got an exclusive look at the artwork for Ms. Tequila’s new gossip blog properly entitled “TILA TEQUILA – OMG OF ALL MEDIA … LOLOL” Yeah, that’s a pretty long name, but short compared to her long rants on Celebuzz and Twitter!

An inside source tells me “Tila plans to launch her new blog in a few weeks and will be announcing some very interesting news about her pregnancy and possible new reality show.” Maybe we’ll finally find out who’s the baby daddy?

  • tilasux
    tila is a compulsive liar and all she wants is attention. She is an attention seeking whore who loves anything or anyone who gives her attention. She had to create a tila army to protect her? my god, she deletes her twitter one day reactivates it another and protects her tweets one day and makes them public another. She grieves over casey her fake fiancee online and shows fake tears and then suddenly shes over it and is talking about her new piece of shit song pop rox that sucks ass. Shes a fucking midget bitch liar who was never in a gang. DOES drink alchohol even though she claimed she was allergic to it and is just a piece of shit in our society. go away tila.
  • puntacana
    and she also gives the Vietnamese population such a bad name - she expresses herself like a real vulgar street ho - oh wait - she IS a vulgar low class trailer park trash HO! She can't even figure out who the father is! wait! it was her brother! like a true trailer trash kunt! I guess that's the only way she knows how to make her money! - and her downfall will come soon. Let's watch this happen while it's pretty entertaining - and not costing me any penny!
  • puntacana
    Tila Tequila definitely does not believe in Karma - and will go to hell for all of her crazyness - she needs a psychiatrist ASAP- for attention deficit disorder - and for treating her voices in her head telling all those stories she tells the media for a deep cry for attention. I think her mommy didnt care for her enough when she was a baby- what a pathetic lonely woman she is really in the end of the day. Celebrity has a cost - and she paid the price of her mental health!
  • GRC
    why would anyone care about ur stupid blog? u only talk shit about everyone and that doesn't mean it's true asshole! maybe if u stopped trying to fit in hollywood you would make the world a better place...
  • TilaArmyLovesSTDs
    Tila is a pathological liar and the only fans she has are underaged and think being a fan advances them a step closer to her bat cave. They don't give a shit about anything else but the tampon hole made famous on ustream. If they did, they'd use their brains and realize that she's a fuckin idiot.
  • erikafromportugal
    for me no matter what others say...but what you are really.

    I never tire of saying, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

    kiss girl
  • alice
    i love it..can't wait !
  • RMP
    My ANTI-CARLTON comment has been removed!!!! This loser can talk all he wants about other people but CENSORS HIS OWN BLOG.... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER
  • jendiggity
    Ummm. It's right there two entries above this one, dork.
  • Carleana
    I am excited to read all of your blogs
    OmgTila this site is going to blow PH out the water
    :)love it
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