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EXCLUSIVE: AMBER ROSE ON A DATE WITH THE VICE-PRESIDENT!

Carlton Jordan — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:53:49 +0000

Calm down people! The Vice President, Joe Biden, is still with his beautiful wife! We’re referring to a more important VP – the Executive Vice-President of VH1!! LOL!

Wait hold up?!! Why is Amber Rose on a dinner date with VH1′s EVP of Programming, Jeff Olde???

Our cameras caught Amber and Jeff as they exited the O-Bar is Los Angeles last night! And Miss Amber rose was in top form in that pink mini-dress!! We don’t know what the hell is going on, but it seems that Jeff and VH1 love the divas on their network so maybe they’re adding Amber to their line-up????

What would an Amber Rose reality show look like??? Here are my pitches:

1. Amber Rose travels the world in search of the best mini-skirts in different cultures entitled “The Mini-Skirt Whisperer.”

2. Amber Rose visits “hole in the wall” strip clubs in middle America, giving the women makeovers in “Extreme Makeover: Hoe Edition”

3. Amber Rose matches White girls with big booties to bankrupt athletes and celebrities in “The Thousandaire Matchmaker”

4. Amber Rose is taken away from the Hollywood limelight, stripped of her hair, make-up, and wardrobe, and forced to live in the jungles of South Philly, in “Survivor: South Philly.”

5. Amber Rose looks for an assistant to assist her in whatever she needs assisting with in “The Assprentice!”

Holla at me Jeff! LOL!

PHOTOS BY MALACK LEE

SHAQ ATTACKS KATSUYA IN LOS ANGELES!

Carlton Jordan — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 15:20:41 +0000

Shaq came back to his old stomping ground, Los Angeles, last night, eating dinner at Katsuya in Hollywood!

The NBA superstar was all smiles and jokes as he exited the sushi hot spot. When asked if he was dining with his rumored new girlfriend “Hoopz” from VH1′s “Flava of Love” he just smiled and kept walking. Hmmmmmmm………..

EXCLUSIVE: ASHANTI’S THICKNESS & FAMILY DINE AT PHILLIPE CHOW!

Carlton Jordan — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 13:56:50 +0000

Ashanti’s family is all THICKNESS!!

The R&B star, her sister, and mom dined at Phillipe Chow last night in West Hollywood! She looked ultra cute in her hat and shades….you go girl! Now if we can just get an album out of her!

Check out where Ashanti and her sister get all that thickness from [mommy dearest] in the gallery below……

Photos by my partner in crime Malack Lee follow him on Twitter!!!

GABRIELLE UNION AND LEBRON JAMES DINE AT BOA!!

Carlton Jordan — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 18:23:39 +0000

Last night was jumpin’ in West Hollywood as celebs and athletes dined together at BOA!

Photo by Malack Lee

King James was in full control as he took command of the paparazzi! I like how he’s loving all the attention!

Our cameras swarmed James as he walked solo to his car. I don’t know much about sports, but is this brotha dating anyone? Was he on a date with Gabby or Angela? It looks like LeBron is going for the preppy-nerdy-geek-basketballplayer-hip-hop look!

Not sure if I like it, but way better than the Freddy Krueger ensemble his rival Kobe Bryant wore in his LA Times Magazine photo shoot! LOL!

Photo by Malack Lee

Also dining solo-on-the-dolo at BOA last night was hottie Angela Simmons!

The reality star/socialite/twitter-hag looked super-sexy in her distressed denims!! But where is Rob Kardashian? And did she eat with LeBron or at another table? Inquiring minds want to know!

Photo by Malack Lee

Now Gabrielle Union don’t need to be around no one else’s NBA man!! Or NFL man [Vince Young was there too]

But the “alleged” [i ain't tryna get sued bitches!!] home wrecker also slid into BOA last night with a few friends. I guess she has a thing for NBA players – or being around them. Gabby is still my girl, even though she lost some of my respect by creepin’ around with a married man [D-Wade] she still looked super cute!!

Question: You think she gonna have to babysit Dwayne Wade’s kids now that he has custody?

Photo by Malack Lee

Last but not least, Mr. Vince Young got a dose of Hollywood life as he left BOA with his lady! He’s such a smooth opearator, and handled the paparazzi attention with grace. But for the love of God, why didn’t he take a picture with YaYa [guy on the right] everyone takes pictures with him!! You’ve never seen him on Kimmel???

All photos by Malack Lee

See full gallery below………

LALA IS PRETTY IN PINK AS SHE TAPES HER REALITY SHOW!

Carlton Jordan — Thu, 20 May 2010 13:10:22 +0000

Team CARLTONJORDAN caught up with soon-to-be basketball wife La La Vasquez last night!!

La La looks super cute in her pink skirt as she dines with her mother at Eva Longoria’s hotspot ‘Beso’ in Hollywood. Homegirl was all smiles for the cameras [and she's about to get married!] who were filming for her VH1 reality show. The show is based on her road to marriage with NBA star Carmello Anthony.

Miss La La and her super cute mother. Two generations of Latina bombshells!! Yeahhh!!

PRESIDENT OBAMA DOES A FUNNY AT WHITE HOUSE GALA!

Vince Lucas — Mon, 03 May 2010 20:12:24 +0000

Politics and celebrity got together in D.C. this past weekend for the White House Correspondents Dinner at 1600 Penn. President Obama took the occasion to get his comedy on. Check video below…

The guest list included (LtoR): First Lady Michelle Obama elegantly decked out in red gown and Wonder Woman wristbands; Gabourey Sidibe and Jessica Simpson trying to mix color dresses (Go Green, maybe??); Gabby with Marlon Wayans and Omar Epps (Omar…what’s with the glasses, dude??); Dennis Quaid and Queen Latifah in traditional black; Marlon with young pop singer Justin Beiber (that’s funny man Chris Tucker in the background).

DINNER: GABRIELLE UNION, DULE HILL!

Carlton Jordan — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:56:58 +0000

Last night, ~~Mo’Nique~~ Gabrille Union stepped out to eat at Katsuya in Hollywood. She looks great with her brown locks. With a smile like that, someone’s husband must be treatin’ her right! Ha!

Psych’s Dule Hill also dined at Katsuya in Hollywood last night with a mysterious female! Not sure if the swirl is in effect here – but Dule has been looking kinda rough around the edges lately. Hopefully the brotha’s not overworked – he’s surely not underpaid!